oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

breakinq:

my blog will make you smile ♡

v-mars:

fuck me hard - sometimes you just need some good music to fuck to.

bad - wale & tiara thomas | best sex eva - verse simmonds | do me now - k. roosevelt | fuck you all the time - jeremih | makin’ good love - avant | sure thing - miguel | wetter - twista | pony - ginuwine |i wanna sex you up - color me badd | i’ll make love to you - boyz II men

http://8tracks.com/cassapoo/fuck-me-hard

tumblgheadovrheels4u:

I LOVE HIS COVER STORIES, JUST ADMIT YOU LIKE THE DAMN MOVIE!!!

peaceloveandtattooink:

Realizing that all those animals really wanted to kill all those people. Except for the manatee. He was just being silly.

aleehandrah:

Me every day

“He looked at her the way all women wanted to be looked at by a man” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby (via daringomez)

g0ne-blotto:

paintingtherosesredd:

you just gotta love this guy

if you dont love rdj there is something very wrong with you

lulz-time:

paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture